Chevy Only Classic Snap-Back Hat
Cover your unsightly, premature bald spot. Or hide a small pet.
Better still: Grab a fake mustache (bonus points if you grow one that LOOKS fake) and some dime-store shades, and hide your identity when driving a Ford.
The OFFICIAL Chevy Only hat. It's like covering your head with greatness every time you throw it on. As a bonus, you'll be mistaken for someone with fantastic taste no matter where your feet take you.
These are $25./ea + shipping.
Snap-back hat, one size fits all.